I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when read more the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?